Saturday, April 30, 2016

Small Town of Brickell is a new country

I called Fox 7 News in Austin, Texas to request a press conference, today.  The press release is as follows:

Small Town of Brickell is a new country

The Small Town of Brickell has been internationally recognized as independent and free from all authoritative restrictions and oversight as of August 11, 2011.  Mr. Andrew B. Brown was made the Ambassador of Brickell at that time.

The land mass of the 'independent protectorate' includes all of Mary Brickell's original declaration in 1896.  However, the City of Miami's jurisdiction will be respected, so the actual independent area applies to the land south of the Miami River, east of I-95, and north of Rickenbacker Causeway, and is formally recognized as the Small Town of Brickell.

The entire land mass is considered "unowned property", but is applicable in practice to the area known as the Small Town of Brickell.  That land is considered "unowned" and is currently inhabited by roughly 30,000 people.  The buildings and improvements are owned by various people and entities, of course.

The Small Town of Brickell is tax-free as of this moment (including all Federal, State, City, County, or other taxes). Further, Brickell has taxation authority over the extended original declaration land on the other side of I-95. That area has not been explicitly defined as yet.

United States authorities have been notified and the Ambassador of Brickell is waiting on official response.  City of Miami has been informed as well.

This is a friendly and good thing for the United States, Florida, Dade County, and the City of Miami.  City services will continue while legal and financial arrangements are reorganized.

Andrew B. Brown
Ambassador of the Small Town of Brickell

Contact information:
10723 River Plantation Drive
Austin, Texas  78747

Sunday, April 10, 2016

How to get a hot girlfriend in Austin, Texas.

Let's start out by assuming you drive a Tesla and live in Westlake Hills.  You should have a trade-in girlfriend at this point (can hire one).  As a matter of course, your regular activities should include cruising for the threesome in the UT or 6th Street area.  Offering cocaine works.

Ok, so your trade-in girlfriend is getting a little old, and you spot this absolutely gorgeous little number who breaks your heart.  You and your girlfriend run your pick-up routine and get the girl in the back seat of your Tesla.

While the Tesla is largely automated, you will have to install the auto-lock software to ensure the doors will not unlock without your smartphone.

As you are the good host, you can show your new girlfriend the auto-drive feature.  Leave your old girlfriend in the front seat, while you sit back with your new one.  You might offer her some cocaine at this point.

After pressing the auto-lock button on your smartphone, ensuring the doors cannot open, simply take something sharp and slice the neck open of your old girlfriend.  The Tesla should be on auto-home at this point.

A possible pick-up line for your new girlfriend might be, "I really liked my old girlfriend, until I met you."  Chat her up as normal, ask her where she is from, what her hobbies are and generally get to know her.  Be a gentleman.  (Psychologists might refer to this as "instant Stockholm Syndrome.)

Once you arrive at your home, park the car in the garage, take your new girlfriend inside and show her around.  Do not worry about your old girlfriend, we will take care of her tomorrow.  It is important for your new girlfriend to acclimate herself to her new surroundings and to feel comfortable.

The next morning, take your new girlfriend shopping and buy her everything she needs.  New clothes, perfume, maybe even get her a new hairdo.

After making love to her for the second or third time, you two should be feeling very comfortable with each other, so now it is time to handle the carcass of your old girlfriend.

You should have some land in Bastrop or some other location within an hour or two of Austin.  It should have a barn as well.  Program the auto-drive feature in the Tesla and have your new girlfriend take the driver's seat.  She might be a little uncomfortable with the carcass of your old girlfriend sitting next to her, but assure her that everything will be alright, program the destination, shut the door and press the auto-lock button.  Follow your girlfriend to your remote land and park the Tesla in the barn or garage.  Your new girlfriend will be so happy to get out of that vehicle and will very obediently get in the passenger seat as you drive her home.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

What are the Illuminati guilty of?

They "Prince and the Pauper"'d God's son's offspring and systematically killed all the witnesses.

If you don't know Prince and the Pauper, they switched them at birth and put human/Satan in Jesus' position, and Jesus in Satan's prison.  With Jesus stuck in prison (hell), Satan ruled and pretended to be earth's savior.  Remember that Satan used to be an angel, and knows how to behave and appear as such.

FYI, the above is partly metaphorical.  I am talking about actual people with genetic lineages to royalty.  There is a bad side of royalty (Satan) and a good side (Jesus was one, Buddha was another).

Saturday, November 21, 2015


As they go extinct, perhaps some new names for them are in order:






I think that alive or dead, each should be placed into a separate Physical Torture Cube that will survive the Sun's nova (move them to a rock outside Jupiter's orbit).

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Absolute proof of Quora locking out viewership to certain questions...

3 people have viewed this question in 4 hours.  Those topics have about 1 million members.  This is impossible to explain in any other way, than someone (hackers? NSA?) are actively controlling who sees which questions.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Unusual traffic on Quora...

Notice the odd statistics on my Quora answers, see attached screenshot.

How could the spikes be equidistant (3 months + 4 days)?  

FYI, I am certain that posting this WILL change the pattern, however... that could NOT be random.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

IRS levy on Social Security payments

The IRS is illegally levying Social Security payments up to 15% per month.

Title 26 Section 6331 (h)(2)
(A)any Federal payment other than a payment for which eligibility is based on the income or assets (or both) of a payee,

So, 6331 specifically EXEMPTS Social Security payments.  If you know of someone affected, I am considering a class-action lawsuit.

My original post:

Section 207 of the Social Security Act clearly defines social security payments as exempt from levy and garnishment.  Some assert that Section 1024 of PL 105-34 Taxpayer Relief Act of 1997 overrides the Social Security Act.  The reference is: (h) Continuing Levy on Certain Payments where "certain payments" is defined in section: (A) any Federal payment other than a payment for which eligibility is based on the income or assets (or both) of a payee.

As the eligibility for Social Security AND Social Security Disability payments are both based on income, it is clear those payments are exempt from the "Continuing Levy on Certain Payments".

Further, as the title of the Act is "Taxpayer Relief Act", it is apparent that the overall intent of the Act was to relieve the taxpayer and not be used to increase collections.

Public Law 105-34 Taxpayer Relief Act of 1997

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

The US military, laser weapons, and solar energy
Putting together some key points:

  • Laser weapons can destroy a boat or a plane, or kill an individual.
  • Laser weapons require a LOT of power.
  • The US military hired Elon Musk to roll out solar with batteries.
  • Once rolled out, the US military can kill any human being on planet earth from remote control.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.  We'll end up with a few military in impregnable positions, playing God with earth.

The solution?  DISTRIBUTED companies with DISTRIBUTED ownership and management.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Plant roots absorb minerals, so can 3D printed roots be designed to absorb pollution or natural resources?

Capillaries pull water into a plant's root system.  Evaporation from leaves creates suction to pull water through the rest of the plant or tree (transpiration).

So, 3D printed roots could be designed to extract individual molecules.  The root could be thrown away and replaced or cleaned.

It might operate as a sponge.

There are two issues:
1. the design of the roots is intellectual property and the designer should be compensated.
2. how much of each molecule can be pulled before causing damage to the environment?

A patent does solve this, but would require publicity worldwide.

Government can then set policy on how much can be extracted.  This type of technology requires responsibility and planning worldwide.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Six wheel chassis design

Requires a new engine. Mid engine vehicle. Driver behind. What I call a Two-torque engine that is responsive to steering wheel direction. To provide traction.