Friday, February 14, 2014

Who is the Lord Dirt?

The Lord Dirt is the only god with the power to prevent an after life.


Who prays to the Lord Dirt?  People who have done such bad things they do not want to be caught in an afterlife or karma.

Suggested prayer:  One knee down, pick up some dirt, thank the Lord Dirt for preventing your after life.


Of course, this ignores the fact that diamonds are formed from carbon-based life forms after being squeezed out of existence through the crystalline lattice.

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