Female language patterns

Female language is based on the double entendre and is an atrocious use of language that impedes communication. The language stems from early sexual abuse and trauma. The entendre is created through combining the normal definition of the words with a subjective phonetic interpretation that is almost always sexual and usually very ugly. For example, the phrase: "You've gotta be kidding". When women say that phrase, they also mean: "You've got two? Dinging the kid" OR "You've got TA? Ding the kid". The latter phrase is a subconscious cry for help and simultaneously reinforces the child molestation they received as a child.