Thursday, November 21, 2013

The Brotherhood of Badasses

Now, I did not invent this name, I was declared its King and leader by the one who did.  The Brotherhood of Badasses is a complex thing that has roots in Buddhism and monasteries.

For one, it is a loose translation into English.  The original Thai is difficult to translate into English.

Right now there are only a few levels of the Brotherhood:

acolyte
apprentice
master

The Brotherhood is one of self designation and recognition.  One MAY designate themselves as affiliated with the Brotherhood of Badasses if one wishes, however, MUST say they are only affiliated and as an acolyte only and be VERY clear about the communication.  Otherwise, there will be consequences.

An apprentice is one who has a master or teacher.  One cannot choose a teacher.  The teacher must accept one as their apprentice.

Many and most people affiliated with the Brotherhood of Badasses will never reach the state of master.  Perhaps other designations will be made at a later time, but for now there are the 3.  Plus a Grand master and the King/Leader (me).

While it is called the Brotherhood of Badasses, it is open to females as well.

I am not accepting any apprentices as my 4 year old son Kohdee is my only apprentice.  Well, his mother is also, but only through loose affiliation and not as direct.  I am open to other female apprentices, but have my hands full with Kohdee on the male side.

Monday, November 18, 2013

The Crematorium

The Prince Andrew of The United States has been forced to live amongst the homeless.  I call it "The Crematorium" because across the street and around back on the corner is the Brooklyn Funeral Home with Cremation Services building.  It is across the street from a large abandoned church.

Also interesting, my adoptive father Joseph Brown III used to have light switches and radios on timers for when we were out of town.  It gave the appearance that we were still at home.  This works if you have a garage, I suppose, but if you do not have a garage, then it is blaringly obvious that we were out of town.  It really depended on who was watching.  But anyhow, there was another church about a mile away from The Crematorium that had chains on the door.  I noticed the church looked filled on Sunday, but something appeared off.  I think the same thing happened at that church, but the light bill is still being paid.  I noticed that church because 4 fire trucks showed up yesterday to a house nearby.  It seemed quite serious, but the trucks vacated quickly.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

The Prince Andrew of The United States

As it has been recognized that I am indeed The Prince Andrew of The United States, I think it appropriate that a press statement be issued.  So which of my subjects will do so for me?  As The Prince Andrew of The United States I shall make sure you are duly rewarded.

Also, on a more serious note, now that we in the United States of America are considered a monarchy, I have heard through the grapevine that some have or are considering declaring war on The United States of America.  That is understandable as the US' military is quite powerful and a single monarch might be deemed a dictator without sufficient knowledge of the Constitution or US' laws.  As I am not yet King, the US is still a democracy with a Constitution and Federal government (however lacking it is).  However, others might not be aware of this or might forsee the possibility of me being declared The King Andrew of The United States of America.  So, to circumvent this possibility, after the press release is issued to inform the population that The Prince Andrew of The United States is me, Andrew Bransford Brown, I highly suggest an immediate appointment to Secretary of State of The United States of America.

Also, in my wisdom I have determined there is a modification to the Federal laws and/or Constitution to make a Co-Secretary of State position with a woman as my co-officer.

I also, in my wisdom have decided on that woman.  Her name is Crissy Moran.  She used to be a porn star, but gave away all her money and quit several years ago.  A very brave woman.  I have also noticed that she is to be known as The Real Princess Crissy.

That is her formal name:  The Real Princess Crissy.

The Real Princess Crissy is a powerfully intelligent woman with extraordinary communication skills.  Her diplomacy in all interactions is supreme and superior to all humans.

If you would like to learn more about The Real Princess Crissy, please visit her on http://facebook.com and search for RealCrissy Moran.  Or her website:  http://newcrissymoran.com

As Co-Secretaries of State, The Real Princess Crissy and I will herald an age of wisdom, knowledge, peace, and an end to hunger and poverty. 

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Why has the # of Geniuses/Decade been 0 since Einstein?

Did you know Freud’s daughter was a 50 year old virgin?  (some say she died a virgin)


1000’ magnifying glass vs. solar array:  Which one will boil rock?

Why do the words “no” and “know” sound alike?  (Also:  “right”, “rite”, “write”, and “wright”)

What is 5 chairs divided by 3 chairs?  8 chairs, but you’ll have to move them around to make space.

If the average IQ is 100, how does a human being exist with an IQ of 200, but none at 0?

Fi, phi, fai, pi, fire, circle.  Let us all go “fai”.

How many 9’s before certainty is reached?

Sunday, October 20, 2013

NOTICE OF INVENTION - Physical Torture Cubes (PTCs)

TRIVIA QUESTION!!!!

How many bullet-proof glass manufacturers are there in the New York City area?

Also... how many PTCs do you think the City of New York might require?  Initial guess is about 10,000.  "A few days in a PTC and they'll never do that again."

"Ah... throw 'em in a PTC for a few hours.  That'll teach 'em"


Now.  There are at least 2 settings on every PTC:
1. physical torture ON/OFF switch
2. psychological torture ON/OFF switch.

With both switches in the OFF position, the convictee is simply in an isolation chamber and cannot move.  Kubrick's 2001 movie of Dave in "heaven" comes to mind except for the mobility part.


Also, I invented and termed a new thing I call a "capillary wall" today.  I suppose it could be similar to existing technology known as an LCD display, but I designed it to be transparent or opaque or anything in between depending on the molecules within the capillary wall.  This allows filtering of light at various frequencies and I suppose could be used to display information/video/text on either side of the wall.  What will the convict placed in the PTC view while the public is watching 'True Horror Story'?  I do not know.  Perhaps the public will have a channel changer.



Oh yeah... I forgot.. in addition to the new game "Trivial Pursuit - Infant Boomer Edition" that I invented a few years ago, I came up with a new version called "Trivial Pursuit - Military Holocaust Edition".  That does need to include a parental warning as the terminology used can be quite graphic.  An example question might be:  "What was the Kill to Pussy ratio for the 72nd Armored Division in 2008?"  (Kill to Pussy ratio) is defined as the average number of kills for the group designated with the number of unique penile insertions.)  Another definition might be the Impregnation ratio.  Lots of analysis.

Letter to President Obama - Physical Torture Cubes

This was originally posted on http://abbvsnycbar.blogspot.com (NEW SITE is http://abblaw.tumblr.com) and moved here today (10/20/2013).  Since yesterday, I added a new part to the Times Square version of the public/physical torture cube:
- the original letter applies to the male
- a female "partner in crime" cube opposite
- both naked
- only see each other once/year
- punishment occurs upon decision of vote (eg. even if 100% voted opposite, the verdict is inevitable)
- female "partner in crime" sees punishment occur.  her identical punishment is inflicted on New Year's Eve at the stroke of midnight.  IE.  one week, plus some time until the New Year to see and watch.
- both cubes descend back into the ground at that time.  Both are freely open to the public 24/7.  No downtime.


"Letter to President Obama - Physical Torture Cubes"

Is there a government contractor that can help me build this?  As a forward thinking person, I have an idea that will likely have LOTS of need to manufacture.  I do not know when I came up with this invention, but I think it was about a year ago.  Similar to stockades of the past... I present the:

The Physical Torture Cube
See through.
Chair in the center (semi-reclining).
No doors.  Totally sealed.
Person (convictee) inside.
Tube down their throat.
Tubes for feces and urine evacuation.
They will not be allowed out until their sentence is over.

Outside:
Conviction records (with video re-enactments and directions for evidence verifications).  Some verifications might include free airfare.
No guard or warden.
Alcohol served freely.
Buttons to push to both psychologically and physically torture the convict.


A few of us were talking about the Times Square version this morning:

Imagine it is Christmas X-mas Eve in NYC...  The cube rises once a year at the break of dawn.  A crowd gathers.  The 4 walls each play a different part of the story.  A cartoon on one side for the kids.  A video re-enactment on another.  A text version for detail on the opposite side.  And finally, on the opposite of the cartoon version will be the movie "True Horror Story".  The movie is half written.  It is a story from 2011-2012 about Andrew Bransford Brown and a girl living in Lakeland, Florida named Jessica (a Hooter's girl).  It is a timeless classic.  No matter how bad your year, it will be watched again and again.  Now.  The first half is absolutely true.  We will have to get a few witnesses from Lakeland to verify the dialogue, but my memory is pretty good.  The second half is not yet written, but is basically Jessie running around Lakeland and Tampa cutting up grandmas and infants and males in various locales.  Very busy as the bodies decompose and she needs to dispose of them without getting caught.  That is basically it, but I need to talk with Jessie for details.  Back to Times Square NYC X-mas Eve.  After the movie the whole world gets to vote.  Release the prisoner?  Buttons are pressed in silence.  The votes are tallied (with complete audation (auditing word), will the cube be dissolved?  OR... as it happens most years...  the inmate is de-skinned before our very eyes.  Like Stephen King's novel and movie Carrie except with his/her living blood.  Cover your eyes on this one.  The cube descends until next year.  Of course you can visit.  Any time.  Spiral staircase and walk right in.  You can even spray the de-skinned convict with stinging spray.  All day and night if you like.

Anyhow, what contractor has the bullet-proof glass stuff?  Also, will need some ergonomic chairs and some colic experts for the electrocutions (keeps their muscle tone).

Hmm... well that's the future.  Not too far away now....   Need to start thinking about manufacturing those. 
There are 100,000 Treasury employees.  How many Federal employees (Title 26 Definition) are there and can civil guilt be used as criminal evidence?  I believe so.

Please see http://abbvsnycbar.blogspot.com (NEW SITE is http://abblaw.tumblr.com) and moved here today (10/20/2013) for the precedent.  It might assist you in your defense.

Sincerely,
Andrew Bransford Brown
917 653 7781
 Current location:  Mid-Manhattan Libarary.
Likely next location:  50th & 7th Avenue eating a danish with my food stamps.
After that:  Likely wandering around Central Park.
Alternatively, we could get my news on television and allow me cash in this shithole you are responsible for Mr. Commander in Chief.

Some legal advice:
- last time Congress declared war:  WWII
- War Powers Act (60 days).  9/11/2001 + 60 - declaration of war by Congress = all murders.

As Commander in Chief, you are guilty of all military kills since.  I suggest locating legal counsel.

PS 2.  Fiduciary obligation is sueable.  Press has obligation to tell truth.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

ABB vs. NYC Bar Association

Allegations of sex-trafficking and conveying human beings as property were not refuted by the Defendants.

Summary:  Common-law suit of an association/organization with personal liability on the line due to fiduciary obligation of the organization's reputation.  $100 million judgment awarded to Plaintiff.  No counter suit.

Andrew Bransford Brown VS. The Association of the Bar of the City of New York

For more, see http://abblaw.tumblr.com

Monday, April 4, 2011

Kern Place in El Paso Texas (I grew up in that neighborhood)

They supposedly called this the "Gate of Death".  It was built in 1916 by Peter Kern.  He founded the neighborhood and I lived in his house at the top of Cincinnati Street.  Apparently he was connected with some very odd Illuminati and Masonic types and lots of mystery surrounds it.  I can attest that it was a very strange place to grow up.  Very quiet.  Too quiet.  In retrospect, I think I grew up surrounded by Satan worshippers.  I did not know that at that time.  They say Peter Kern was decapitated in a ritual sacrifice underneath that sign.  It was torn down in the 1950s and I moved there in 1973 or so.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Trans-structural time travel

In an infinite universe all possibilities exist.  Each possibility is a holographic structure representing every possible moment in time.  Most structures are devoid of life, except (at least) this one.  Consciousness/life is an interconnected plasma.  All life forms from algae and coral to plants and humans are interconnected.

By focusing the emotional energy of all life forms, it may be possible to transfer the life plasma of planet Earth to a different structure.  This might be a permanent change or could temporarily breath life into another structure, and bring back people or animals.  You might call this, "bringing back grandma physics".  To visit another structure, an emotional connection is required and each structure can only be visited once.

Under great heat and pressure, carbon turns to diamond.  This is the form of hell on earth. Heat and pressure is the fire and brimstone as the emotional soul (living in the pineal gland) is pushed out of existence in a superman-style prison.  Other crystals (with color) are souls paying penance as they hold onto souls in other structures (ghosts).

EDIT 11/2/2013:  The above is a description that I believe explains the nature of reality better than any theory.  It is an extension of what I termed "Plasma Theory" when I was about 10 or 12.  My description at that age was "It is not two plus two equals four, it is 2 + 2 AND 4.  All at the same time."